aphroditeens:

I write sins not five page research papers

Five. FIVE? Get the fuck out

(via robert-downey-jesus)

Marvel’s greatest extras. 

(Source: mcubitches, via arpeggiated)

greatwhiteprivilege:

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day

(via suckabagofdicks)

thirstingaintdead:

Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick everything.

(via chocolatewazted)

babyferaligator:

the first person that masturbated must have been like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: 420dongsquad, via onceavegun)

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

(via enemy0gene)

outraged:

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

(Source: outraged, via suckabagofdicks)

fuckyesdeadpool:

Deadpool V4 #27 - The Wedding of Deadpool

(via molluska)

justlearningasigo:

laughingsquid:

Melting Marshmallow Peeps with a Red Hot Ball of Nickel

This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful

now I’m sad

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

(via molly-ren)

sexmusic:

fall in love // phantogram [until the ribbon breaks reimagination]

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